Actually, that’s a terrible idea and also illegal because I’m not a citizen of the United States. But for what it’s worth, I think Barack Obama needs to go with an old white guy. He does not need to appease the numbers of female voters who came out of the kitchen to vote for Hillary by selecting a female vice presidential nominee. Women will vote for Obama anyway because he’s tall and cute. Doesn’t the tall guy always win? Isn’t John McCain, like, so short?

Try to keep from hate e-mailing me, ladies, but I’ll stick my neck out and say it again. Women will vote for Barack Obama over John McCain with or without a female running mate. They’ll do it because they prefer his positions on abortion, because he is likeable and because he is attractive. All sad reasons, yes, but reasons none the less. Please note: I am not saying that women won’t vote for Barack Obama for other, more valid reasons. I’m just saying that the women who are nuts for Hillary, meaning nuts for the idea of a female president, those women will vote for Barack Obama even if – or when he – beats Hillary for the nomination.

I say it’s going to be Sen. Chris Dodd or Joe Biden.